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Primetime blockbuster

Lots of drama unfold everyday, right next to me, while at work.

I’ve compiled them into a blog drama.

And so i present to you, the blockbuster of the fishies year: 

 Love Rectangle

Disclaimer: All characters and everything in the drama below are purely fictitious and any resemblance to any other being or happenings are purely coincidence.  

Characters:

F1 & F3 = Male residents in the tank. 

F2 & F4 = Female residents in the tank.

Episode 1

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A group of fishes lived in a tank.

A pair of fish, namely F1 and F2, noticed each other’s presence as they swam past each other.

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As time goes by, F1 and F2 grew increasingly attracted to each other.

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Sparks between them flew so violently that they almost burnt the whole fish tank down but saved by the fact that they are actually surrounded by a tankful of water.

Of course, they fell in love.

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Episode 2

However, one thing that really irked the other residents of the fish tank is that the pair is sickeningly lovey-dovey.

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What the pair didnt know is that another fish, F3 is actually in love with F2 too!

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F3 got his heart broken so many times in a day, he decided to get a broom – to make it easier for him to sweep the bits and pieces of his heart every time it breaks.

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F2 is in a real dilemma. The person she really loved is F1. But she was touched by all that F3 did and didnt want to hurt him at all. After all, they are neighbours for such a long time already.

Episode 3

While waiting for F2 to make her decision, F1 decided that he cannot lose F2 and so he went to look for F3 to challenge him to a duel. The loser will have to back out of this whole relationship.

The confrontation:

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The Racket (F1) gang versus The Spatula (F3) gang.

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The spatula gang was defeated in no time and was chased away by F1.

Problems all solved?

Apparently not.

Because there’s somebody else in love with F1!

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She’s F4.

She was so upset that she cried days and nights - till the water level in the tank increased by 5cm. Didnt want her (outside of fish tank) neighbours to experience floods, she even contemplated commiting suicide. 

The Ending Episode

Luckily she sorted out her thoughts and didnt do it. Wanting to cool herself off, she went for a stroll at 1 corner of the tank, where she met F3. They knew about each other’s (failed love) and F3, wanting to comfort F4, took her out for drinks.

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Such outings continued and F3 and F4 actually gradually fell in love with each other!

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As for F1 and F2,

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they got married!

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  1. voyageofmylife
    12 November, 2009 at 2:07 pm | #1

    OMG!! Your fishy story is so dramatic! U can go mediacorp help them write drama script already lei. LOL!

  2. eiLeen
    12 November, 2009 at 2:17 pm | #2

    LOL! it all comes from the 16 years of experience watching all kinds of shows. Thats why. Eh you got watch the new HK show 宫心计? its damn nice leh!

  3. sHoOt
    12 November, 2009 at 7:09 pm | #3

    hmmmm… u are paid to do all these in office?! omg!~ hahaha!

  4. Ms nana
    12 November, 2009 at 11:11 pm | #4

    WOW!!!! Impressive!

    I shall present you the “OSCAR” award!

    ***”OSCAR” here refers to Sesame Street character. The one who lives in the rubbish bin! Cause you are full of nonsense and rubbish! Whahahaha!***

    Congratulations! Hope you can continue to serve the home-made films and blog drama! Look forward to your next production! Keep it up the good work!

    You are a true talent!

  5. eiLeen
    13 November, 2009 at 12:33 am | #5

    To sHoOt:

    u think too much. dont need commonsense also know i did them at home. congratulations! you have surpassed me on the commonsenseless ranking! hahahaha!

    To ms nana:

    LOL! thanks ah! if i ever do another 1 i’ll invite you to the premiere! with 2 icy-chilled bottles of heaven and earth’s green tea! =)

  6. Ms nana
    13 November, 2009 at 9:50 am | #6

    STEADY LAR! But i want free-flow heaven and earth’ green tea! and take-away poka fuji apple juice!

    Heard they serve buffet too! (pardon me, I grad from Cheapo SIM*)

  7. eiLeen
    14 November, 2009 at 2:32 am | #7

    eh lol! when i first saw ur comment the very words that caught my attention first was ‘cheapo SIM’. i thot u say me leh! HAHAHAHAHAH!

  8. wenru
    14 November, 2009 at 9:54 am | #8

    hey, eileen!! how did u manage to take those pics?! so funny!! :0

  9. Ms nana
    14 November, 2009 at 10:09 am | #9

    hahaha…. You grad from there too! So it doesnt makes much difference. Wahahahaha!

    I’ve just receive an email.

    The contents goes,

    if you have recently graduated from any of the local Universities, we have various openings available for you! Please send in your resume to XXX.com.sg

    if u are sharp enough…..they emphasis on LOCAL UNI!!!!

    To them, SIM-UOL is not considered ‘local’. -_-!

  10. Lil' Ms Yellow
    14 November, 2009 at 10:06 pm | #10

    ROFL! U can become script writer already! HAHAHAHA~

  11. FEL
    14 November, 2009 at 11:10 pm | #11

    NONSENSE LE U DRAMA QUEEN! HAHAHHAAH

  12. eiLeen
    15 November, 2009 at 3:32 pm | #12

    To wenru:

    haha! i was trying to snap them kissing and those were actually the successful + unsuccessful shots.

    To Ms nana:

    i think not only them lor, alot of people consider us as un-local grads =(

    To Lil’ Ms Yellow:

    lol! i should send my resume + this post to mediacorp!

    To FEL:

    i’ll be drama-ier when u see me nxt wk! hahaahaha!

  13. voyageofmylife
    15 November, 2009 at 11:22 pm | #13

    I never watch :( how i wish i have 48hrs a day :(

  14. eiLeen
    16 November, 2009 at 4:25 pm | #14

    relax.. dun stress yourself out with so many things. make sure u rest well ya?

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